July 2012
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
So like I know he's coming up to canada to visit you but like I think you should come down here instead so I also get to see youu and and and and and you can hit the bong when he falls asleep
Dearest Molly.
Atleast if Matthew comes up here, we don’t have to worry about his parents, or a curfew, or any of that junk.
I’m legally able to buy booze, so I shall get him wasted.
But, if I was coming down, I totes would.
ps, miss you.
When I Say So
Britney Spears
Britney Spears - When I Say So
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Google Translate- One Direction Rant
oh my fucking god
”google translate out bitches” hahahahahahahah dying omg haha
literally pissing omg
had to reblog this again.
best thing ever.Oh god, this is like… This is honestly the best thing ever xD
